2026 Projections
Through Week 9 · every team’s current roster, optimal lineup off Sleeper’s weekly player projections, 6,000-sim Monte Carlo of the rest of the season · updated Nov 10
Through Week 8: jwilson2309 projects out front. The rest of you are somewhere between "in the hunt" and "already thinking about the draft."
| # | Team | Pts/Wk | Proj. Record | Playoffs | Title | Last |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jjwilson2309jwilson2309 | 129.7 | 11.8–2.2 | 100% | 30% | 0.0% |
| 2 | KKwilcut1Kwilcut1 | 124.2 | 10.5–3.5 | 100% | 15% | 0.0% |
| 3 | TNacua MatataTrevor | 122.9 | 10.5–3.5 | 100% | 7.2% | 0.0% |
| 4 | JShow Me The Lovejgunner34 | 118.9 | 8.8–5.2 | 98% | 9.8% | 0.0% |
| 5 | JKittles ‘N Bits 2.0jheinz2557 | 122.2 | 8.5–5.5 | 98% | 32% | 0.0% |
| 6 | LLockoLocko | 116.0 | 7.3–6.7 | 78% | 5.7% | 0.0% |
| 7 | Kkeithwolfkeithwolf | 105.1 | 6.1–7.9 | 13% | 0.6% | 0.0% |
| 8 | RJeu Man Grouprafeldm | 98.5 | 5.6–8.4 | 4.9% | 0.1% | 0.0% |
| 9 | TGame of JonesTShaw21 | 109.8 | 5.5–8.5 | 8.6% | 0.3% | 0.0% |
| 10 | JSuck Maye Black Dickerjbrand23 | 93.7 | 4.4–9.6 | 0.2% | 0.0% | 1.0% |
| 11 | Jjkues25jkues25 | 87.9 | 2.6–11.4 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 44% |
| 12 | LDirty Burdenlukepakosta | 87.4 | 2.5–11.5 | 0.0% | 0.0% | 55% |
The Tape
The model loves you. Your trophy case does not.
Up from 8th to a projected 3rd. Enjoy it before the regression notices.
The favorite with the trophies to match, which is exactly why everyone's rooting against you.
4th, 8 wins, no notes. Aggressively adequate.
5th, 8 wins, no notes. Aggressively adequate.
Up from 11th to a projected 6th. Enjoy it before the regression notices.
6 projected wins. Draft better.
Finished 3rd last year, projected 9th now. The roster aged in dog years.
Down from 1st to a projected 8th — the window didn't close, it got bricked over.
10th and on the outside looking in. Bench some of that hope.
The roster projects for 92 a week. That's not a lineup, it's a cry for help.
Projected 12th with a 56% shot at dead last. Measure your mantel for the toilet.
Projected points come from Sleeper’s weekly player projections with the optimal lineup set each week (bench points don’t count). Roasts by the house AI off each team’s real numbers.